Bwhahahaha!
Ooh, that is so brilliant. Poor, poor Lucy. I'd love to see the look on Mohinders face when he's given that card.
Also I'd totally fall in love if I was ever given a card that described:
"...a deep, relentless burning which threatens to consume us both." [snip] "...pain and denial, lust and destruction, a spiral of wanting and loathing which will ultimately lead to either complete blissful salvation or death"
Which is the best way I've ever seen their relationship described, by-the-way.