I laughed so many times reading this. My favorite lines were..

..Gabriel looked down at his attire. “That’s what I was going for, it’s called building a character. I see you’ve gone with Clearance Sale at Sears.”

...“That pillow can be yours, okay?” he smiled as he closed the bathroom door behind him.
(I bet Sy wanted to snif it XD)

...“I can’t sleep now,” Gabriel pouted, “you try sleeping after your partner’s been handling your balls against your will.” (*tears w/ laughter*)

I loved the vanilla and the blonde haired Indian.

WIN. Great story!!!