Mohinder + Sylar + Luke = Burning in hell, but please help me!

[takhallus]

Okay, so I wanted to write a Mylar and Luke threesome, but I need your help to vindicate the extreme wrongness. Please help me out in the comments - how do you see this going? The toughest thing for me right now is making the extremely unlikely situation fit with the canon of the Syluke roadtrip.



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Comments

[perdiccas.livejournal.com]

BEST. IDEA. EVER.

I could totally see them having Luke as their sex slave. Esp S3 douchy!Mohinder. :P

Depends on what you mean by "share". I can never get behind dp, but everyone loves a good spit roast, right? Also, bukkake. Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust sayin'

[takhallus.livejournal.com]

Oh no, not DP, the poor boy!

Spit roast was what I was thinking, aaaaand I never thought I'd type that sentence LOL

[megmatthews20.livejournal.com]

I'm just gonna agree with Perdi here...

And comment that I LOVE you for adding Mohinder to the mix. ^_^

That is all.

cheers! <33333

[takhallus.livejournal.com]

I think naked and horny Mohinder makes pretty much everything better!

[tea-42.livejournal.com]

Well Mohinder still has his vendetta against Sylar, "you killed my father, prepare to die". So if he happened to see Sylar somewhere he'd probably be willing to stop what he was doing to try to attack Sylar, because "now I have supper strength and will win!", but Sylar still is full of win, and could just use TK to pin Mohinder to the bed. Then they somehow end up having sex, and Luke walks in on them? I like the idea of Luke and Sylar sharing Mohinder, mainly because I like Mohinder as uber sub.

[takhallus.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, you've given me a lot to think about! XD

[brandinsbabe.livejournal.com]

i didnt think i could love you more, but now i do. lol, we are all going to hell. but we'll be in good company!

[takhallus.livejournal.com]

LOL I know right? Oh Tim Kring, what have you done to me?

[blossommorphine.livejournal.com]

Oh, honey, don't worry. I too have taken to riding this van straight to hell. XD

I like the idea of a 'spit roast', as Perdi so eloquently put it. However, the idea of say, Luke and Mohinder teaming up to gang fuck Sylar has it's appeal. I'm not sure what it would take to do that, but it would be fun to read.

<3

[takhallus.livejournal.com]

Luke and Mohinder on Sylar? Man I might just have to write an epic and do all of these permeatations LOL

[blossommorphine.livejournal.com]

I'm blossommorphine and I support that idea.

<3

[bloody-beary.livejournal.com]

So do I!!!! *waves threesome flag*

I can Luke being fucked by Sylar/Mohinder while fucking Mohinder/Sylar (pardon my vulgarity, but I wanted to make it clear it was SEX not a bj).

*glomps Sylar/Luke pairing* SO MUCH LOVE!!

[bloody-beary.livejournal.com]

*can into want!! Stupid typos.

[takhallus.livejournal.com]

The technical part of my pron brain is yelling "height difference" so I will have to go and have a long hard think about how that will work. Then I will probably go blind LOL.

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Psst... ZQ is 6'1", SR and Dan Byrd are both 5'10" ;D

[takhallus.livejournal.com]

Dan Byrd is 5'10" !!?!!?

He looks much smaller than that! I thought he was about 5'6"

So technically ZQ could carry Sendhil over his shoulder too? Interesting XD

[speccygeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

Everybody looks shorter next to Zach. It's what I like to call the Padalecki Effect.

(Jared Padalecki is 6'4", Jensen Ackles is 6'1" but looks about 5'10" standing next to Jared)

You know what that means? More kidnapping-Mohinder fic! We must spread this information around! xD